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how to have a white trash bbq
courtesy of kat and toni:
- domestic beers only, no imports
- e.g budwiser, coors, olde english, miller, boxed wine
- cans only, no bottles
- attire: wifebeaters, light jeans, frayed ends, flip flops, cowboy boots, advertisements for amurrrica, flag pins
- set off fireworks on your street
- for one day enjoy being the arrogant disgusting pigs that the rest of the world thinks we are
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“The Snowy Tree Cricket, which is the common American cricket, can tell you the outside temperature in degrees Fahrenheit. Count the number of chirps produced in 15 seconds and then add 40 to the total.“
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In This Place (via boyghost)
I love lonely trees.
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I put Staff Sergeant on tomorrow, less than a month before my 4 year in-service date. I tried my jacket on earlier and felt really, really small behind the stripes I used to fear.
My, how time flies.
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The Birder (via boyghost)
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Slice me off a piece of that
My neighbors are having hilariously loud sex right now. I can tell because of the ridiculous screaming and thumping against the wall.
Too bad they’re drowning out Ghostbusters.
