how to have a white trash bbq

nikography:

courtesy of kat and toni:

  • domestic beers only, no imports
    • e.g budwiser, coors, olde english, miller, boxed wine
    • cans only, no bottles
  • attire: wifebeaters, light jeans, frayed ends, flip flops, cowboy boots, advertisements for amurrrica, flag pins
  • set off fireworks on your street
  • for one day enjoy being the arrogant disgusting pigs that the rest of the world thinks we are
“The Snowy Tree Cricket, which is the common American cricket, can tell you the outside temperature in degrees Fahrenheit. Count the number of chirps produced in 15 seconds and then add 40 to the total.“
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In This Place (via boyghost)
I love lonely trees.

In This Place (via boyghost)

I love lonely trees.

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I put Staff Sergeant on tomorrow, less than a month before my 4 year in-service date. I tried my jacket on earlier and felt really, really small behind the stripes I used to fear.

My, how time flies.

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The Birder (via boyghost)
The Birder (via boyghost)

Slice me off a piece of that

My neighbors are having hilariously loud sex right now. I can tell because of the ridiculous screaming and thumping against the wall.

Too bad they’re drowning out Ghostbusters.

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How Sweet the Sound (via boyghost)
How Sweet the Sound (via boyghost)
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All this Atmosphere
All this Atmosphere
Unforgettable Season (via boyghost)
Unforgettable Season (via boyghost)
Went to Blackwater NWR this evening. I forgot that there are mutant bugs on the Eastern Shore. My pal Nathan generously reminds me.
Went to Blackwater NWR this evening. I forgot that there are mutant bugs on the Eastern Shore. My pal Nathan generously reminds me.